All Intensive Purposes

The Washington Post profiles Dave Chappelle, back with a movie -- well received, it seems -- and a new stand-up routine:

Commenting on the movie "The Passion of the Christ," he notes that the actor who portrayed Jesus was struck twice by lightning during filming. This suggests one of two things, he says: a) that God is smiting those who would create graven images of His prophets, or b) "The Jews have a weather machine."